Pocket Shower - Super compact, take anywhere shower
Well the distant dream of being able to have a proper shower in the middle of nowhere is now a reality thanks to the pocket shower. This tiny gizmo unfolds to reveal a high performance waterproof reservoir that holds a mighty ten liters of water. The black fabric will (given a sunny day) warm the water up in no time. You just string it up to a tree and open up the attached shower head – hey presto, you can now luxuriate in a seven minute shower, get squeaky clean, and gloat at the wet wiped masses, and it packs up into a neat package smaller than your fist.
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Don't dig the Ground!!!
An old farmer wrote a letter to his innocent son in prison: "This year I'm unable to plant potatoes because I can't dig the ground. I know if you were here you would've helped me."
Son Replied: "Don't dig the ground, I have hidden the guns there."
Do you want fish???
Girl Friend called her Boy Friend
Girl Friend: Honey where are you?
Boy Friend: I'm at the bank.
Girl Friend: Dear, please I need 300 bucks to activate my blackberry, 500 to do my hair and 1000 to buy a dress.
Boy Friend: Sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish???
Guinness Record by driving on Beer bottles
A driver sets a new Guinness World Record by driving along two rows of beer bottles for 60 metres. Li Guiwen, an army driver from Beijing, set the record at a record-setting event hosted by China Central Television and the Guinness World Record Office. He drove along two beer 'roads' composed of 1,798 bottles that had been set up in Wenzhou, eastern China's Zhejiang province. Li drove along the two standing tracks for 60.19 metres in a time of 8m 28s. He had previously attempted the same stunt last year but failed after wet weather caused his right tyre to slip.
I will be yours Forever!!!
After an emotional hug, Girl whispers to Boy:
"If you hug me once more like that, I will be yours forever"
Boy:
Thanks for the warning!!!
Police read the letter, next day the ground was dug by the police, searched for guns but nothing was found.
Son wrote again: "Now plant your potatoes dad, it's the best I could do from here."
Hide and Seek game by Scientists
Scientist were playing "Hide and Seek". It was Einstein's turn to seek. All the scientists went to hide except Newton. He simply drew a square of 1 metre square and stood inside the square. Einstein finished counting and spotted Newton.
He screamed,"I found Newton"
Newton calmly replied,"No you are wrong I am Newton standing inside square of 1 metre square; which makes me Newton per meter square, which equals to 'Pascal'"
Hence, I am Pascal.
He screamed,"I found Newton"
Newton calmly replied,"No you are wrong I am Newton standing inside square of 1 metre square; which makes me Newton per meter square, which equals to 'Pascal'"
Hence, I am Pascal.
Don't loose your PEN!!!
Lost your pen -> No Pen, No Pen -> No Notes, No Notes -> No Study
No Study -> Fail, Fail -> No Diploma, No Diploma -> No Work
No Work -> No Money, No Money -> No Food, No Food -> You get skinny
Skinny -> Then you get ugly, Ugly -> No Lover, No Lover -> No Marriage
No Marriage -> No Children, No Children -> Alone, Alone -> Depression
Depression -> Sickness, Sickness -> DEATH
Moral:
Don't loose your PEN!!!
Don't loose your PEN!!!
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